Not Now Daddy Kitten Is Reading Crewneck Sweatshirt — Funny Book Lover

"Not Now Daddy — kitten is reading." Same bold block lettering, same elegant script, this time flanked by a pair of open books with stars — for the dark academia girlie who is three chapters deep and has absolutely no intention of surfacing anytime soon.

A medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend keeps this crewneck comfortable without going stiff. Classic fit, crew neckline, and double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs. The pearlized tear-away label means no itching at the back of your neck.

Available in 14 colors — Black, White, Ash, Sand, Maroon, Forest Green, Graphite Heather, Dark Heather, Navy, Purple, Light Pink, Heliconia, Antique Cherry Red, and Cardinal Red.

Fabric & Construction:

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport colorways: 60% polyester, 40% cotton)
• Medium-heavy fabric weight
• Classic fit with crew neckline
• Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams
• Gray pearlized tear-away label
• Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton
• Gildan is a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
• OEKO-TEX certified dyes with low environmental impact

Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.

Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL Colors: Black, White, Ash, Sand, Maroon, Forest Green, Graphite Heather, Dark Heather, Navy, Purple, Light Pink, Heliconia, Antique Cherry Red, Cardinal Red

Each sweatshirt is custom printed to order. Production typically takes 5–7 business days, after which your order ships directly to you. We quality check every item before it leaves the facility. Shipping times vary by location and will be confirmed at checkout.