Witchy Botanist Crewneck Sweatshirt — F*ck Around and Find Out Botany

For the witch who knows exactly what lily of the valley does and isn't afraid to let you find out. White botanical linework illustrates a wreath of lily of the valley blooms around the text "I specialise in F*ck Around and Find Out Botany" — delicate illustration, dangerous energy. It's the perfect shirt for the poisonous plant girlie who smiles sweetly and means every word.

A medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend keeps this crewneck comfortable through every season without going stiff. Classic fit, crew neckline, and double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs for durability that holds up. The pearlized tear-away label means no itching at the back of your neck.

Available in Black, Dark Heather, and Forest Green.

Fabric & Construction:

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport colorways: 60% polyester, 40% cotton)
• Medium-heavy fabric weight
• Classic fit with crew neckline
• Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams
• Gray pearlized tear-away label
• Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton
• Gildan is a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
• OEKO-TEX certified dyes with low environmental impact

Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL Colors: Black, Dark Heather, Forest Green

Each sweatshirt is custom printed to order. Production typically takes 5–7 business days, after which your order ships directly to you. We quality check every item before it leaves the facility. Shipping times vary by location and will be confirmed at checkout.