{"product_id":"i-checked-my-receipt-sarcastic-tote-bag","title":"\"I Checked My Receipt\" Sarcastic Humor Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA hand holding a receipt inside a gold celestial circle, \"I CHECKED MY RECEIPT\" arcing above and \"I DIDN'T BUY ANY OF THIS BULLSHIT\" below — gold star accents scattered around the whole composition on a clean white background. Functional, roomy, and immediately relatable to anyone who has ever existed in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e100% polyester canvas body holds its shape through daily use. Boxed corners add genuine interior capacity. Black handles, reinforced stitching at attachment points for long-term durability. Non-woven laminated interior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAvailable in three sizes to match how much you're carrying — or how much you're not buying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Specs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% polyester canvas, 200 g\/m²\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBlack handles, 14\" tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBoxed corners for added interior structure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNon-woven laminated interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eThree sizes: 13\"×13\", 16\"×16\", 18\"×18\" (tolerance ±0.75\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e Remove all items before cleaning. Pretreat visible stains if needed. Clean with warm water, laundry detergent, and a soft cloth or brush. Air dry only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEach tote is custom printed to order. Production typically takes 5–7 business days, after which your order ships directly to you. We quality check every item before it leaves the facility. Shipping times vary by location and will be confirmed at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"13\" × 13'' \/ Black","offer_id":51696244785368,"sku":"24356509227168397014","price":33.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 16'' \/ Black","offer_id":51696244818136,"sku":"26416541193264391970","price":36.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18'' \/ Black","offer_id":51696244850904,"sku":"18513301808813862585","price":37.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/9933\/2568\/files\/15886307142326409068_2048_custom.jpg?v=1779128794","url":"https:\/\/qmldesignlab.myshopify.com\/products\/i-checked-my-receipt-sarcastic-tote-bag","provider":"QML Design Lab","version":"1.0","type":"link"}